The Seven Sins of Online Swinger Dating: The best way to navigate your online swinging profile

        GREED:Know your servings. Always pay attention to whether a profile represents a couple or a single.USE THE APPROPRIATE GREETING: acknowledging both members of the couple and be sure to ask a single female about her current status.

The Ultimate Sin: Sending a message to a couple and only acknowledging the female!!!

ENVY: No camouflage.. Ever! Men in couples should  not chat online with anyone under the pretense that they are the wife/gf. ALWAYS BE CLEAR ABOUT WHO IS SPEAKING. Not only is this deceitful and misleading but it doesn’t work for couples you actually play with. Once you all get comfortable with each other its going to become obvious that she wasn't the one talking.

The Ultimate Sin: Flirting with the male half of one couple in lieu of your absent wife. Just despicable. You will probably give the couple a good laugh after the startle fades, but they will laugh at you when they see you. Every. Single.Time.

WRATH: Don’t hold someone in contempt if they have to tell you no. UNDERSTAND AND RESPECT OTHER SWINGERS’ SCHEDULES. People have jobs and family lives … So dont be surprised if very few couples/singles can’t meet you for a weekday playdate. The best course of action is to always plan for the future.

The Ultimate Sin: Intentionally planning a play date/party that conflicts with another member out of spite. Accidents happen and birthdays tend to cluster but if a play date is planned way ahead of time, the appropriate thing to do is to reach out to that person first and see if you can alter or even combine your schedule.

SLOTH: Nothing is less attractive than a lazy lover! Closed mouths don't get fed. If you see a couple or a single female that you are interested in, don’t just click on the like button. SEND THEM A PRIVATE MESSAGE and really get to know them!

The Ultimate Sin: Waiting till you meet them at the party to tell them how much you’ve been thinking about them. Especially after e-stalking their pictures!

PRIDE: Don’t be too bold. Though most females get away with lewd photography (it’s even in burger commercials) there is a certain sexy to keeping it classy. Always be aware of where you share pictures and how receptive the receiver is to nudity on their phone.DICK PICS ARE NEVER A GOOD THING to lead with when contacting a couple or single lady.

The Ultimate Sin: Sending a couple’s or single ladies' account an unsolicited dick pic. Ewwwww.

GLUTTONY: The Lifestyle is not an "All you can eat" buffet. You can't just grab anyone you want and get what you want at any time. Before you stick your face in some yummy, stick your nose in a book! Make sure you HAVE SOME KNOWLEDGE BESIDES HEARSAY. Swingers have a different definition of love than most contemporary couples and we tend not to  think the same way vanilla people do. Reading blogs/articles like this, signing up on a discrete swinging community , and going to swinger meet-and-greets  are great ways to learn the lifestyle lingo and avoid offending any potential playmates.

The Ultimate Sin: Coming to a swinger party with a stranger just for the kicks of it. We don’t need vanilla voyeurs anymore than a dog needs fleas. A new swinger can come and inform themselves but if you are not lifestyle friendly, just lifestyle curious, then I would like you to google any inquiries you have from the safety of your desktop. Thank you!

LUST: While we can admit this is probably the one sin I promote the most, there is a limit to all things even the sultry and delicious. Do not be too forward and DO NOT EXPECT SEX with someone simply because they are a swinger or attend a lifestyle event. 

The Ultimate Sin: Becoming belligerent/spiteful or even disheartened because a potential playmate turned you down. C’mon. You’re a sexy ass mofo. Go out there and find someone who can help you get yours harder than he/she/they could!