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Six Signs of a Seasoned Swinger

Posted By sylph     July 3, 2015    

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a sneak pic of my recent bday celebration....


If you are new to swinging  then you are at the rigt place. MY WILD LIFESTYLE is home to all levels of lifestyler; from veteran swingers who can show you the ropes and how to tie them to newbies who are sticking their feet in for a test swim. Just by browsing the MWL community you can gather how diverse our delicious members are and you can even sample the buffet once you have your own account. Despite the differences there are some pretty interesting commonalities between all successful swingers. The rumor that swinging is all about having a good time is certainly true but there are a couple more generalities that mark the vets from the rest. Think you are exempt? See for yourself by checking out the list below!


1. Most lifestylers know that the secret to keeping a successful partnership is communication, and the secret to many successful partnerships is not any different. While we are not all master linguists, lifestylers tend to be more honest about their wants/desires/fetishes and can be a more vocal group (especially when we get together). A swinger can be easily distinguished by our love to flirt, and our skills at it. Our love for passion and our urges to express it can be a beautiful thing. We flirt over direct messages on swingers social sites, we send sexy text messages (how to properly send dick pics) and we tongue tussle all the way into the bedroom at times. While flirting is for the right reason for us swingers, in the vanilla world flirting may seem overt, suggestive or even unwanted. Luckily, when scouting or unicorn hunting, lifestylers use their extensive study of body language to determine if a potential lover can be converted or not. Flirting has become so innate that we sometimes open up the mind of theinnocent without intention. I personally think flirting should be considered a dialect in both the world of flavors and the vanilla world. But that could be the sapiosexual in me…


2. If you have ever been to an MWL party then it is NO secret that this community embraces nudity to the fullest! For us, nudity allows you to be shameless and secure. Being naked is being proud of your sexual/physical state and also makes shopping for potential lovers a bit easier. (I am a sucker for some great manscaping btw!) A lifestyler will almost always take advantage of the opportunity to take off some clothes, if not all! In the vanilla world nudity can be offensive or unnessecary. Thus, we must take to nude beaches and events in order to be comfortable. However, a lifestyler can’t pretend in the comfort of their own home. Expect to see more flesh the closer to comfort we get. I personally think clothing is actual more unnecessary than the natural body will ever be. But then again my birthday did just pass  


3. Speaking of birthday suits I think it is safe to say that every single member of MWL has had one of those non forgettable, epic, over the moon birthday celebrations. Swinger birthday parties are unlike anything you have ever even tried to dream of until you experience them. The pictures and videos of my recent party can only give you the trim to what was the most delicious treat I could have wished for. When you make friends from your lovers, the gifts they give are endless. And the orgasms unlike any other. Since your vanilla friends will KNOW it’s your birthday you may have to plan two events. One where you eat birthday cake and sing songs, one where you get your cake eaten until you sing. One where you unravel gifts in celebration, one where your body is unraveled until you are swimming in appreciations. Drinks and dancing at your vanilla bday, licks and spankings at your lifestyle one.


4. My true lifestylers read that and laughed at the thought of being compoletely vanilla anywhere at any time. Veterans know, once you are deep into swinging, no party is EVER a vanilla party. I have been to bbq’s, picnics, and bowling alleys with my ls friends. Grandmas, mommas, babies and coworkers have been present at these events. When I was new I would uphold my best behavior, thinking it a shame if I exposed my friends for the freaks they were. Little did I know that flirting was only one of many slight offenses us swingers tend to slip-up on in public. Slight touches, subtle indications and even winking can occur during these vanilla events. This keeps the tension high between lovers and also adds an element of fun that poor vanillas could never understand. Now, worst-case-scenario has happened before. The fact of the matter is, even if you don’t want to come out of the closet (the LS closet can fit 10 couples easily btw) once you are a swinger, little will encourage you to keep it a secret. The people you love will love you even if they don’t understand or agree with you. Plus, being open means less sneaking and more potential converts in your social sphere. But if secrecy is your style… do like T-Pain and blame it on the liquor!


5. I went on a LS vacation last year to the Hedonism Resorts in Jamaica. The all-inclusive resort had a nude beach and a side that did not require nudity. Guess which side I stayed on all week? I did not take many pictures because I was busy, very busy. The few pictures I took truly revealed how much fun vacationing can be but when I got back home I had an issue. My mother, mother-in-law and brother all wanted to see pictures of my vacation. While I am not inclined to secrecy about being a swinger I did not think it appropriate to whip out the pic of me sucking two dicks by the nude beach Jacuzzi. I ended up lying and saying I took no pics and edited the few I could so they showed something more than just a leaf. (A leaf and a rock, some birds with a foot sticking out and the top of a sunset, those are the only pictures I had).  Later on I was told the Golden Rule to vacationing with your LS family or vacationing at all as a swinger. Always take two sets of pictures. Always. For every event. Even go so far as to have two marked memory cards. One set for sharing. One set for those solitary nights when you have a craving.


6. The last and final truth may be a golden rule to all people, not just swingers, who believe in love. While we celebrate many holidays, Valentine’s Day is the day in which romance, sensuality and intimacy are celebrated. Cue the cupids because romance, sensuality and intimacy is what MWL stands for (It doesn’t. That would be RSI. Don’t want to confuse y’all). My wild lifestyle swingers are always up for a celebration, and a celebration of what defines us is definitely our favorite one. For swingers, valentine’s day is more than a holiday. We share this day with more than just our significant other. All of our partners are revered on this day and the MWL Valentine’s Day Party is marked by it’s consistently high attendance and high ardor.


Now that I have laid out the statistics take the time to see how you fill in the checklist. If you are a major flirt, love to be naked, have have “orgy” down on your bday wish-list, have trouble being appropriate at vanilla events, have two sets of pictures for your vacations and you think valentine’s day is underrated then you are a true MWL swinger! They should say cum is thicker than water! If you have not yet signed up then join the sexiest group of swingers right here: mywildlifestyle.com.

 

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  • My Wild Lifestyle
    My Wild Lifestyle  · July 3, 2015
    yes she does!
  • KittnSylph
    KittnSylph  · July 3, 2015
    <p>My babygirl writes the BEST swinger blogs! Daddy loves it!</p>
  • snugglebuddies
    snugglebuddies  · July 3, 2015
    I always enjoy her blogs
  • Erotic City
    Erotic City  · July 3, 2015
    Check the blog menu. Sylph has great blogs there!