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Ode to the Single Swinger

Posted By My Wild Lifestyle     September 12, 2016    

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Technically, there is no such thing as a single swinger... Swingers are couples who fullswap with other couples.

Bulls, single male swingers and Unicorns, single female swingers do exist, and are crucial to the overall swing experience.

Honesty... as a Single Swinger
Be honest. Are you really single or are you cyber single and cheating on your partner? Are you poly and seeking another partner? Are you in an open relationship? Let the other swingers know your personal situation. Do not misrepresent yourself. Keep all players in the know. If you are not really single... don't act like a single or misrepresent yourself as single, when you do have a situationship or two that needs to be represented to your potential play partners. Even if you post your true status in your profile.. most will not read it. Some will simply forget, a gentle reminder is crucial.

The Swing Partner Hunter....
There are two kinds of partner hunters. 1. Those who are really looking for a serious relationship, and 2. Those who are fucking their way through every other single swinger that they meet.  The Relationship Hunter... this approach could work. However, most swingers prefer variety. And, are quite happy being swingers with no attachments. They are single for a reason, they don't want a relationship beyond the swing party. No strings attached. Yes, they enjoy your company as a play partner, but they don't want the emotional attachment. The Friends with Benefits Collector... this is what usually works. You have a list of friends with benefits to choose from and rotate them regularly.

I have 2 or 3 swing play partners to choose from at any given time. Do I regularly fuck them outside of play parties? Maybe, maybe not.  The desire to have no strings attached, means, we usually keep the sex to play parties only. The more you interact, the more likely unwanted attachments will form. Keep it simple and play emotionally safe. I tried dating a Bull once, it ran its course and became clear, he's a unrepentant whore.LMAO!!! I mean... he is a tried and true swinger. He will be swinging at the nursing home! Trust and believe, he will be!

The Bad Bull
I know of two single males, Bulls who are well hung and have a bad habit of pissing off other men. They love fucking the wives and girlfriends of other men. They get off on doing for the women, what their men can't do. They leave a trail of women who will sneak off with them, who risk fucking up their relationships by fucking the Bull solo. There are numerous men who hate these types of bulls, and they are the reason why most men insist on FFM or FMF threesomes. Bad Bulls are the reason why most men insist on having a bisexual woman, and refuse to share her with other men.

The Unicorn Flake
Finally, you've found a Unicorn, a single female for the FFM threesome that you've been jonesing for! Yeah. After countless conversations, you plan a date to meet, and she bails. You invite her to a party, she shows up, but doesn't want to play. The list of bullshit goes on and on. She's "Bi", but doesn't eat pussy. She's a pillow princess, lays back waiting to be serviced. No one wants to fuck a wet sack of potatoes. No one wants to be bothered with the picky Unicorn whose deires change on a whim. I know a unicorn who is straight. She loves fucking all the men at parties, and never services the women. All invites to play parties have dried up. I wonder why?

Communication is Key...
As a single person, other swingers are permitting you to borrow their life partner or significant other for moments of pleasure. Don't overstep your boundaries. Don't do too much. That special move that you've taken 5 years to perfect... don't use it. Keep your bag of tricks down to the bare minimum. Few husbands want to hear his wife slip up and brag about how good your dick game is. Few wives want to hear that your pussy was tight, and your walls grabbed at her man's dick like a fist. Turning them on or out too much, can be a death sentence. Yeah, you read that right, being too good in bed, can do just as much harm as being bad in bed.

The single male or single female is a fantasy service providers< /span>. Couples and other swingers need you because they can't fuck themselves, doing so, is just plain vanilla! Stay in your lane, play safe, and don't overstay your welcome. The couple was looking for a Bull or Unicorn... not a klingon. They want their fantasy fulfilled, and so do you. You need them as much as they need you!

Be honest with yourself as a single swinger. Your purpose is to add spice to their lives, not necessarily the other way around. Couples will use you for their kinky desires. You are single, you may be used and possibly discarded. You had a wonderful night with them, and now they won't return your calls or text messages. They claim to want to build a friendship... but only reach out when they want to fuck. Yeah, that is the reality of certain types of swingers. They don't want you infiltrating their everyday lives. They only want someone who is down to fuck. Accept this bit of reality, don't get your feelings hurt. < span style="color: #ff0000;">And, don't let their bad behavior be an excuse for your bad behavior.

Being a single swinger has its advantages, you can fuck everyone at the party without a lecture on the way home. No one is policing your actioins nor your activities. The choice is always yours, and you are usually in high demand. Especially as a single female. Every fantasy that you have can be met, with very little effort. Threesomes, 4somes, moresomes, double penetration, sex tapes, girl on girl strapon, gangbangs, bukakke, bareback, all girl parties! Your imagination is your only limit! Couples crave you, single males lust after you, bi females desire you... hell the lesbians want a piece of you too! As a single female, swing can be a free for all! Use good judgement, lots of condoms, and lots of lube. Oh, keep your EZ Pass and GPS current, and your gas tank full, you will be doing lots of traveling!

Happy Hunting!

BossBlaque

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  • catsgotya
    catsgotya  · September 13, 2016
    As someone highly confident in their sexuality, there can be a myriad of reasons why a woman is sure about one component and not as intrigued about the other. Being bisexual is about having capacity to be sexually attracted to both genders. If a bisexual...  more
  • kisses17only
    kisses17only  · September 12, 2016
    @BossBlaque I feel like you either like women or you don't I mean think about it a woman is a lot more intricate and harder to please then a man so you're either into it or not. I'm sorry and I hope men don't get offended but they ate...  more
  • kisses17only
    kisses17only  · September 12, 2016
    Lol have totally had the unicorn flake and am so tired of it! I don't want you to just fuck my husband because you feel comfortable with a man and wasn't sure about how you would feel with a woman. I want you to feel confident in your decision...  more
  • Phoenix
    Phoenix  · September 12, 2016
    The post is amazing however as an unicorn I have to agree with catsgotya on her comment!! Even tho I'm a friends with benefit collector i have a level of self respect that won't allow me to be the mere fantasy service provider..